The Fairy Meadows hut ran by the Alpine Club of Canada (ACC) is a magical place located in the Adamant range of the Selkirk mountains of British Columbia Canada. The hut is so prestigious and sought after that a lottery system has been in effect in order to get a chance to stay at the hut. If you win the lottery, you are given a chance to ski amazing terrain with up to 20 of your closest friends for a 7-day period. The only access to the hut in the winter time is by helicopter. Most groups require 3-4 trips to get all people and gear into the hut. The weather in the Adamant mountains (north Selkirk’s range) can vary greatly in the winter and spring and the possibility of being flown into or out of the hut on time is roughly 75%.
This was my 2nd trip to the Fairy Meadows hut and the opportunity only presented itself because of a “throwback Thursday” Instagram posting from late August 2016. The picture was of my skis and poles on top of Enterprise peak. The description of the photo read: “TBT to that time in last year in Canada”. Charlie Lane, a ripping skier from Seattle who was on the trip with me in March of 2016 and responded to the Instagram post with “Yo- I’m going back this Christmas. Still spots left. Just saying”. I responded immediately and told Charlie to reserve a spot for me on the trip. The decision to go was simple, it also helps to be selfish. I knew relatives would be mad at me for not going back to the Midwest to visit for the Christmas Holiday, but a trip to Fairy Meadows is a rare instance that when the opportunity arises, you take it.

(The picture from Instagram that started it all)
Day 1: The fly in.
The first day was mostly spent getting ready and flying into the hut. Part of the process of flying people and gear on a helicopter is to get an accurate weight of all people and belongings. Helicopters have critical weight capacities that must not be exceeded and the weigh process ensures gear and people are proportioned accordingly on each flight. The previous Fairy Meadow trip I was on the first day was spent getting drunk at the heliport. There was a low cloud ceiling and it was drizzling that day. The pilots were delaying the flight in and then someone had the idea to head 20 minutes into Golden and buy a case of beer. Once the beer was flowing the party was getting started and a yoga headstand competition ensued. We did end up flying out the following day (most people with hangovers) and were scolded by a helicopter pilot that it was unacceptable to be drinking around any aircraft. With that lesson in the memory bank, there was nothing stronger than coffee drank on the morning of the flight.


Day 2: Tree skiing and pillows.
Due to moderate avalanche conditions and a cloud ceiling that was uncertain if it would hold to low elevations, a decision by the group to ski 2nd and 3rd ridge zone was made.


Day 2: Friendship Col.
Woke up to another cold day with light cloud cover. The decision by the group was to head to mid elevations towards Friendship Col. The reading on the thermometer at the hut read 4 degrees Fahrenheit. There was some conflicting route decisions among the group, which had the main group breaking up near Friendship Col. The skiing down from the col the great boot top pow. As the day progressed the cloud ceiling lowered and by nightfall fresh snow was falling.



Day 3: Outpost Trees
Outpost trees was a zone that I skied with friends the previous winter. Last year the Outpost Tree zone was characterized by steep smooth lines with a few pillows. This year because of the time of year (December vs March) the snow pack hasn’t had the time to build to the snow levels I experienced last year. Therefore only one word could describe the Outpost Trees zone: Pillows. The whole area that Fairy Meadows is located in is very rocky and features many large shed-house sized boulders that create super fun pillow lines. The alpine is known for classic granite climbing. Personally, skiing pillows has never been a focal point to my skiing, but in the last decade the phenomenon of skiing pillows has been romanticized by many popular ski movies and the outrageous fun that you can have when they are coated in a blanket of powder. I grown to enjoy skiing pillows and day 3 at the Fairy Meadows hut came through with a plethora of pillow lines to choose from.







Day 4: Half day skiing 2nd ridge.


Day 5: The discovery of “Twink Alley”.
From urban dictionary; “Twink: An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.”
The name of twink alley came about after stumbling upon an un-skied zone that let those who skied it feel true perfection. After skiing and climbing back up for (3) laps on the route, we brainstormed what to call the area. First we thought of typical ski names like “field of dreams” but couldn’t come up with anything clever. And that is when on the skin out and up the glacial moraine that the D-Ho (Aaron) said we should call it “Twink Alley”. After minor debate, the group decided the name was catchy and fitting for a zone that was so much fun. And telling the rest of the crew we skied “Twink Alley” only brought about further intrigue as to how good the line really was. The ski line was in perfect condition. There was a fresh 12-24 inch fresh layer of light fresh storm snow that yielded knee deep penetration. The route description goes as follows: A broad apron leads to a slender choke and then fans out to another broad face all while maintaining a perfect slope angle. We were the first to ride Twink Alley and it was one of the most memorable days of the trip.

Day 6: Light alpine discovery on 2nd and 3rd ridges.
This day started with low expectations. My personal objective was to have a chill ski day. This was the last day of skiing and everyone has been safe up to this point. The started with touchy avy conditions due to the recent storm snow. We knew big alpine faces could have a potential to slide to the recent shooting cracks and clean shears on pillow lines we skied over the past couple of days. The day was also cold and the upper alpine had howling winds that looked like massive streamers shooting off the ridge lines. Everything was going well until we skied back into the trees on the 3rd ridge and party skied un-touched tree run that ended up at a cliff band. Charlie (Chaz Daddy) chose to ski slightly lower and try to find a route through the cliffs. He was within shouting distance and based on his findings we chose to turn around and create a skin track up the route we skied down. Charlie gave a demonstration of expert skinning on no fall zone terrain. He later admitted that he was gripped in most places on his skin back up to the group. His skinning abilities, and route finding skills were very impressive all week. Charlie broke trail most days. It was either his leadership, familiarity with the terrain from previous trips, his experience or all the above that we were able to ski so many untouched ski lines.



Day 7: The fly out.
Leaving Fairy Meadows brought many conflicting emotions. Part of me was relieved to get back to civilization and have the opportunity to see my babe-hammer (girlfriend Jenny), the other part of me wanted to continue to ski and get the opportunity to go higher in the alpine. Given the time of year, going high in the alpine in December generally isn’t an option due to the instability of early season snow pack, short days, cold temperatures, and howling winds due to the storm patterns. I will remember this trip as being successful. A great group of people that shared many laughs and great conversation.


